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* If you have pain regarding a past relationship, please don't feel like you have to listen to this one.  It's meant to help and it if will hurt you, please skip it. ❤️  I offer you instead the tale of my being attacked in the dead of night by demonic cats!  


You are incredibly strong & capable.  

You can make your own decisions & stand on your own two feet.  

I'm still gonna stand up for ya.  

If your ex wants to bother you... He's going to have to go through me. 


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Anonymous

Haven’t even started this yet- but it’s amazing 🤩

Anonymous

So sweet of you

Anonymous

Thank you again and sorry for the Twitter flood 😅 I wouldn't have needed to answer that questionnaire if you answered the phone for me like this 🤗

Anonymous

This one means a lot to me, and I am sure tons of others. Thank you Gael, I will listen to this on repeat 🤗💜

Anonymous

Its so nice of you to do an audio on this topic💓much appreciated!!🤗

Anonymous

Toilet paper shortages 🤣🤣🤣 the ending was so tender and sweet 🥺Ahh to be loved like this 🥰

Anonymous

I’ll definitely give a listen to your audio. I trust you blindly G. and meanwhile I know your words aka audio won’t make me feel uncomfortable or remind me of my hurtful experiences, but after that I’ll also listen to this other audio bc “that’s my business” 😍😚 https://youtu.be/Gkq486mac9I

Anonymous

This is so sweet! It fits our Twitter flood perfectly. When you said “tá tú sábháilte, mo mhuirnin” my eyes leaked because I understood what you said before you translated. Your little Gaelic lessons are paying off! Thank you for a wonderful weekend. And week. And everything else.

Anonymous

This was...Oh my god, if I had someone like this all those years ago when I bawled my eyes out because not one but three langers made me feel unworthy..I would've been one lucky girl and might not be so scared to love as I am today... This was excellent G, like a warm helpful snuggle! ♥♥♥ And the gobshite ex got what was coming to him! 💪

Anonymous

Vally, I was riled up talking about exes on Twitter earlier, but this calmed me down. That's all I can say 🤗 hope you're enjoying your vacay btw!!

Anonymous

When you get mad the twang comes out 😝😝😆

Anonymous

♥️♥️♥️

Anonymous

thank you my friend, that got me in the feels! thank you for the awesome weekend

AutumnWillow

You're a lot nicer than I would have been. He got off easy! You're a good man, Gael.💜

Anonymous

This was so sweet and caring. And, may I add, you going off like that is a whole turn on like hell yesss, get 'em, G! 😍 I felt so loved and safe like I was wrapped up in your protective, sweet and gentle presence. I live for protective Gael. 🙌💖 "I don't make threats, only promises." Owww a man who is sure of himself, his masculinity and knows how to handle whatever comes his way 😍🔥🔥👏👏 I'm so glad that you will protect us from toilet paper shortages 🤣🤣 Always thinking about the important stuff. Thank you so much for this audio. You are an angel 😘😘💕💗💕💗💕

Anonymous

So cute! When you told him to fuck off! 😂and the love sweet protective G is endearing! 🥰

Anonymous

Holy fuck, chills. He wasn't a cheater but he did nearly ruin my life, stalk, and call repeatedly, just like that. I don't know how an audio can reach backward and make something better that happened nearly 30 years ago (oof), but it did. ❤

Anonymous

Aww this was really good...😊 ohh to have someone like that "in your corner" 😊 dealing with scumbags

Jessica Kummer

Wow okay guess who started crying a little at work listening to this? Definitely loved it because of how genuine it felt. Love this tremendously!

Anonymous

Damn, G! Yes!👏👏👏😚❤

Anonymous

I don’t usually comment but I’m going to be honest, this one had my eyes tearing up. It’s been so many years since I’ve last been hurt and you’d think after such a long time, these sort of things wouldn’t have an affect on you anymore but it felt so good to finally hear someone stand up for me through this audio. Thanks Gael, you’re really setting up the standard for me (and dare I say all of us), as you should. 💛

Anonymous

Might I entertain you with a somewhat empowering story? College bf no. 3 ghosted me over the summer, after we’d been exclusive for six months. Would not come to the phone when I called to ask what was going on. Thankfully, I saved my dignity and only phoned once. (Before we met, I’d already been through the worst heartbreak of my entire life and was still going through it, and it wasn’t him. Not even close) In those days, (1994) when you called a dude, you often got to talk to the MOTHER. 😑 A fact that should have had him reconsidering ignoring me, because his mom liked me. His mom scared the shit out of all men, women and beasts, but she was SO KIND to me on the phone and I could tell she was embarrassed by her idiot son. I was more sad I was losing HER, tbh, and I think the feeling was mutual. 👑 recognizes 👑 👊 When we came back to our very small college in the fall he was DATING the chick he’d been calling a “psycho” the entire previous year. That was SUPER FUN avoiding allllll the questions like “uh what the fuck is C doing with A??” So yeah. Don’t date hipster-holy roller jazz/funk musicians. Yeet them directly into the sun and don’t keep their stupid-ass J Crew cotton rag turtleneck sweaters. By 2009 he’d evidently become a music director/preacher or something, idek. Three adorable little kids of his own; married to “A,” the lady for whom he ghosted me. I had just moved back to the same state as him, and FB was new; I was friending all of our mutual college pals. He found me on FB and DMd me to apologize. I was pregnant, was obsessing over news of H1N1, had watched my bff die of cancer before my eyes the previous NYE, so I was in a “I give zero shits about a man’s need for forgiveness” state of mind. I was pissed he was even bringing it up. I said, “I barely remember what you’re apologizing for, but we’re good. If you’re thinking of friending me, please ask your wife because...you know.” Never heard from him again. Huh. Wonder what he wanted 💅

Anonymous

He protec 🥰 I loved the very Irish swearing and the puffed up feathers. Also really nice that you’re powerful with him but then a second later vulnerable with her 😍

Anonymous

Abby, my beautiful sister, I freaking love you. 👑 recognizes 👑👊🏻

Anonymous

Well, alright now, LOVE THIS!!!! There's nothing like a peaceful man who gets shit handled another way when necessary. "You're the one who fucked up, you don't get to decide when it's alright to call, it just doesn't work like that". Yessssssss!!!! 🙌🏽❤️ Me being a sucker for friends to lovers scenarios, this is so sweet!

Anonymous

Also...where the heck can I get myself a man like G? 😂

Anonymous

Hi "G" finally A Knight in shinning Armour and it has a Harp on your shield it, and a reference to the IRISH KINGDOM, Beautiful TY!

Kathy Mc

I don't know why this made me a little weepy, as all my heart aches were a long time ago, but when you stood up to that asswipe and stil kept your temper, somewhat, it was more touching than if you yelled at him. But good for you to tell him off and show her what a beautiful man you are! I just loved it and you! 😘😘😘😘💕💕💕

Kaila Farrell

I am not crying. I'm not crying. I am NOT crying... ok i might be crying a little

Anonymous

BEAUTIFUL 🥺♥️🙏 I have SERIOUS love and trust issues and the scars left behind are still very VERY fresh.. this made me stop what I was doing ..and yes I cried but I also smiled.. and found myself wanting to give you the biggest hug EVER given in ALL the history of hugs! Which is kind of a breakthrough for me 🤗 Thank🙏you and MUCH♥️LOVE

Anonymous

You, my dear man, are a fucking unicorn - magical and unreal.

Anonymous

Wow, I really felt your anger in this one ❤️ And I wish I had you when I was feeling stalked by a guy I stopped dating. I’m usually “the protector” and can tell people to fuck off on my own, but I don’t have the physical stature to back it up.

Sydnee

This was absolutely wonderful, Gael!

Anonymous

This was so gorgeous. ❤ Anyway, when I get interested in somebody new is really because my last relationship is completely over. The past belongs to the past , and when I have a man in my mind he will be the only one who matters to me; I don't flirt with another man, I don't get interested in another man, I don't cheat, and I would never get back to my ex. First off because I absolutely don't forgive a man who flirted with other women and who cheated on me. These are the only 2 things I absolutely don't forgive in a relationship. I'm a super kind and understanding woman but if I notice my man flirting with other girls or cheating on me , I end the relationship right away and there will be nothing he can do to get back to me. Nothing. I suffered too much from all that so my next partner will really have to be as faithful as I am. My loyalty is extreme. Just like my emotions. And just like my passion. ❤ And secondly, when I'm with somebody new I would never leave him to get back to somebody old or to get interested in another man, in general. I don't do this. Ever. Anyway if my ex started calling me no stop, even after I told him to leave me alone and go away, I'd find really sweet and caring if at one point the new man I'm interested in would answer and would rudely tell him to f*ck off. I would feel really protected and safe, even if I knew it already, and I would finally feel in the arms of a REAL man. A man who would never hurt me and who I can trust 100%. And when he asked me: "Are you really sure you're ready to start this now?" , I would answer him : "I am sure I want to be yours since the day I've understood that I found in you the man I've always wanted all my life. " . 🌹❤

Anonymous

I love his inflection when he gets mad or flabbergasted!

Sherry Merrill

That was amazing! I truly felt that. I’ve never had anyone care about me enough to do that. One day, sooner, I hope to meet a guy of this caliber of integrity.

Anonymous

❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous

I laughed and I cried.. and laughed and cried. So empowering and everyone needs someone in their corner. Thank you for this precious jewel 👌🙏😘

Min Ah

I was a little wary about listening to this, but I trust your audios because they pretty much always make me feel better, and I wasn't disappointed. My ex didn't only cheat, but was also abusive, and what I wouldn't give to have had someone like this having my back. I've only ever had someone saying 'don't listen' or 'ignore him', but never had someone actively stand up for me against him or about it or anything. I can completely understand the 'reaction' from the 'girlfriend', because I guarantee I would react the same way. If someone defended me like that, screw any possible reluctance, I'd be a koala in seconds >_> There's nothing, to me, as much of a turnon or weakness as feeling safe and protected, but to add a tiny hint of possessiveness in there is... well, let's just say it's certainly not a drawback (a little possessiveness, that is, not too much).

Anonymous

I know exactly what you mean by “tiny hint of possessiveness.” I’m sorry that someone did that to you, lovely. I’m glad you’re away from that person. 💖💖

Anonymous

And here I am listening to this audio for a 2nd time. It’s 1:40 am in my part of the world, but I can’t sleep bc I can’t get enough of the dreamy ocean view I have rn... Ok back to the point... Your audio didn’t make me feel bad nor it hurt me....in contrary you reminded me of a very dear friend, who’s been so protective of me through all these tough years. You reminded me of his support, fun, love and encouragement. He’s still there for me as I’ll be always there for him and no he’s not my boyfriend, but he’s my sweetheart and one of a kind, handsome friend! Thank you for this wonderful piece G. You’re amazing 😘

Anonymous

Just wanted to add here that I rarely have anyone do this for me, for any situation, whether it was about a relationship or just someone being a dick. People assume I don’t need someone to stick up for me because when I’m truly hurt or scared, I just go to my room and burrito myself and turn off my phone. My outward expression is someone extroverted, jokey, walls up. What people don’t see is I can be easily gaslit, made to think I’m crazy, because I already have anxiety telling me stories. Once in a while it would be great to have someone say fuck off on my behalf. On the rare moments when mister does this (like with our coocoo neighbors who used to take advantage of my kindness) it felt pretty good.

Anonymous

I was just about to add that as my p.s , but no need . You’ve said it. I mean when he said “Fuck Off”, that felt so damn good 😌😂

Ludmilita

Oh sweet Gael, you don’t sound aggressive at all, this is the sweetest thing ever! I say this because aggressiveness never turns me on and this audio did! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Anonymous

I wish this was movie uwu

Anonymous

🎶 if you cross her... Then you cross me 🎶

Anonymous

You always do such a beautiful job of telling us how much we are loved and cherished. You make sure we know it. You make us feel loved, cherished and protected. Hearing you tell someone off for not treating as we should be really hits in the feels. You have spoiled us beyond belief this week. This is another piece of magic. It’s a piece of your heart. Thank you for sharing it with us. Thank you for loving us, protecting us, and cherishing us. Táimid sábháilte leat. ♥️

Anonymous

This was a very endearing and emotional one, G. In times of such intense betrayal, whether it’s in romantic relationships or familial or friendship, the wounds can cut so deeply. I think we all would love to have someone like you in our corner that empathizes and stands up for us in our lowest, most vulnerable moments, when we are unable to do it for ourselves. To find someone that truly has only our best interests at heart is such a rarity, and is something to be deeply cherished 🥺🙏🏼🧡 Btw, I love that there’s a “langer” tag now 😂😂😂

Anonymous

This sounds like a gem as I know G is able to gift. I have reflected the past few weeks on the journeys I have lived through and thought it would have been nice if someone just had my corner. Been fighting for myself and others from before adulthood and I am in a good place right now so am going to give this a pass. I will bookmark this and save this the next time this warrior needs to put her armour on and just wants to hear someone is in her corner before turning on the fierce and taking her own sword into battle. For now I have hung up my sword and hope that I don't need to draw it again soon. G, thank you for your gift. Its these gems, not just the sugar and spice, but also the comfort and protective audios that are your true gift and the reason I am a patreon.

The_Taco_Show

Gael for the win!!! Very well done sir 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Anonymous

I make it a point to read and hear the stories of women and men, when relationships are involved. Red, Blue or Black Pilled I don’t care I will listen in a effort to learn. I don’t know and never will be able to tell the difference between a threat and genuine interest, and that’s not my fault but I’m the one who has to deal with it. I’ve had friends stand up for me but been horrible to girls who I got in between their fists and their girls body, but often that same person would come for me and they were to scared of him to help me. One had a hand in making my threat detection worse by purposely working me up and taking me to dangerous situations and tell me I was paranoid then see me shut down and put a stop to whatever was being planed, multiple times I heard “Tell her the truth” and replied with “I won’t do it to her.” So now I am left with I don’t know who or what to believe or trust when my gut is the only thing that kept me alive and I’m told it’s wrong (ultimately though it was right, but I’m never told “Sorry, you were right” just more “You are paranoid.”) The sad thing is I keep relationships and physical intimacy away at all costs, I can’t trust the intent. Not when every day while looking for good stories they are flooded by the bad ones. I don’t want to pay for a fake relationship on an hourly basis because it’s the only way I can ensure protection by a business contract. How I am is not my fault. I try to get help and they don’t know how to address it and we circle back round to my appearance. My appearance. I can’t even make friends because I don’t trust them. But yay! Demon cats!! Actually yay for both I hope this audio is helpful to a lot. I have got it saved for a day I think it’s applicable to hear. I have a playlist full of those audios too, the ones that I need to hear the message between the words.

Anonymous

I have actually been hurt badly by my last ex. He was mentally and emotionally abusing me 😔 So I will be listening to this later 😊

Anonymous

He has raised the bar for me where my expectations of a relationship stand and I'm honestly so grateful. I will settle for nothing less. :3

Anonymous

Well I’ll be honest. Listening to this did make me cry. But the end of it made me laugh and cheered me up ☺️

Anonymous

I cried and giggled through some of this and I have to say, I loved it ☺ thank you, Gael 💓💞

Anonymous

Big brother Gael. Wish you were around 20 + years ago. My ex didn't cheat. He is just a selfish, using, good for nothing, mom's boy langer.

Anonymous

Nerd confession: when I first heard “langer” what came to mind was a langur monkey 🙈.

Anonymous

I was cheering and applauding the whole time. I believe that you dropped this 👑. 😂

Monique (Mimzz)

Ok this isn't on subject, but can we all agree that serious Gael is hot af!!! We need more of that!

Anonymous

I've had alot happen in the past , had to deal with it by myself years ago , no cheating but I went through hell with an ex when he created fake profiles on dating websites giving guys my home address, phone number , pretending to be me telling them I'd give them anything they wanted a guy did turn up and I explained how if wasn't me , luckily he understood but he could've turned nasty and could have done anything don't know how far he had travelled, been hurt lots of times meeting guys pretending they wanted relationships but really they didn't , I just got used, took advantage trouble with me then I wore my heart on my sleeve, maybe I still do , I don't know , anyway all of that is in the past

Quiet Loyalty

I have residual hurt left over from my last relationship, and this was actually pretty celebratory for me bcs for awhile i believed that men like this did not exist. I kniw this is scripted but being able to hear someone being protective in the right ways, idk clicked something positive for me. This was really nice to listen to.

Anonymous

feeling a little silly. Did not expect this to hit me like it did. If only this man existed .

Gri (Sassy_One)

One minute you're promising a world of hurt, the other you're protective, caring of your muse...this was sweet and lovely😊

Stephanie Drage

Damn skippy!!! Did I need that or what??!!! You can protect me from my abusive ex anyday!!! That made me feel so much better. Thank you so much for this one.

Anonymous

When you listen to an audio twice in a row... cause it was that good

Kelly

I'd take cheating any day over a black eye, strangle marks, cuts & bruises and even once a broken nose, at least you can easily walk away if you've been cheated on, not so easy to do when you're being physically abused every single day. If only men like this existed, I think people get too invested, he is acting, this isn't real, the consolation is for just a few minutes you can get away from reality.

Anonymous

This shook me to the core! And I'm trembling, crying but you also had me smiling and laughing! I had to hug to something while I was listening so I did hug my Snuffle Princess pillow! I won't go through details but I myself had a nasty one. When I say nasty I meant he used to call me and text me from different phone numbers and threatening me that he'll spread on social media pics of me if I dare to block him again! Luckily I had a good friend who stood by me and was there for me during this time. Which I'm very thankful for every single day! 🙏❤❤ Thanks very much for this powerful audio Gael! I loved the ending so much and I hope there'll be a part 2 after those warming, relieving, passionate & breathless kisses!

Anonymous

THAT. WAS. AWESOME! 💯👏🏻 I was really hooked up into the audio that the whole ten minutes I was just laying on my bed, my hand on my chest, staring at the ceiling and listening intently to the audio! It was so cool and warm at the same time. I dunno how to the explain that feeling but all I know is that I feel secured, protected and loved. That's all I wanted to feel from someone. Ghaaad I also don't know that an Angry Gael can be so freakin hawt hawt too! 🔥 This is too much Mr. Mayor I don't think my poor heart can handle it anymore *faints* KIDDING I'm not complaining okay? This is so... 💯💯💯♥️👏🏻

Anonymous

Never had an ex but I’m glad to know that you have our backs💖💞

Bird

This was definitely an amazing audio. Made me feel very protected and looked after. Thank you Gael, so much.

Anonymous

I loved this so much... Very well done G. There is no greater expression of love than respect. ❤ "if you try to come around when she doesn't want you here, you'll have to go through me and, buddy, it won't be end well for ya. Trust me on that" 😩🔥🔥🔥🔥

Catherine

I need that stern voice directed at me, no, not sexually (although...😏), but for motivation/encouragement to do what needs to be done, to stop the procrastination, doubts, etc, anything that gets in the way of me being the baddest B & the bestest me that I can be. My love language is: let's cut the bullshit and get straight to the point. (You know, lovingly but also enough already like, lol).

Anonymous

More of these topics Mr.Mayor 🙏🏼💜

Anonymous

Aaaaaaaah! This is so sweet! Don't mess with Pappa bear Gael!😝

Anonymous

Kelly, I'm so sorry that happened to you. But there are actually some good guys out there.

Eryn

Loved this! I have listened to it so many times in the last 24hrs!!

Anonymous

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! 💚

MindfulMagician

This has been very helpful in my healing process as I experienced this scenario a bit ago . This was beautiful and it brought me peace .

Anonymous

I so relate to your post. Thank you for speaking for those of us who have always had to or chosen to fight our own demons. It is difficult. I am proud of you, lovely one. It takes a lot of strength and courage to come out the other side in a better place. You are awesome.

Gaelforce

Not every audio has an erotic version or me willy would fall off.🤪 Though scroll down a bit and there is an erotic posted the day before.

Anonymous

OMG WOW … Where to start … This pulled a huge emotional response from me. Even with the trigger warning, I was still caught by surprise. I grew up with fear and adrenaline every day of my childhood. At age 19, I channelled it into flight and fight, left home, found work and put myself through school. This audio reminded me of myself, how I was my own knight. This felt real to me, like it was live, rather than listening to a recording and I cried with heartbreak and relief that whoever Gael was protecting was safe. The 2nd listen I was able to listen through and appreciate G's protective tender loving care. 💖

Anonymous

can anyone translate what he said at 7:52 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Anonymous

Ta tu sàbhailte, mo mhuirnín. (You're safe, my darling) 😊

Anonymous

This is so touching. Thank you for being vulnerable and sharing this ❤

kira

i do be crying my eyes out

Anonymous

It was the “I’m not threatening, I’m promising” for me(:

Anonymous

Ahahahaha toilet paper shortages and langers excellent

Anonymous

Hot blooded Irish sounds good and protective. Cheaters need to learn their lesson, and G defends her all well. We deserve respect 👑👸❤️

Anonymous

Is there a spicier version of this?

Lena Holmes

I needed this today. Not because of a cheating ex (has happened in the past unfortunately) but family drama. Someone to stand up for me, hold me, kiss me, "are you all right?" Answer: No but I think I might be better thanks to this audio!!

Anonymous

I love this one