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First Date of 2020 (Patreon)

Published:
2020-08-12 20:41:42
Edited:
2020-08-12 20:46:18
Imported:
2022-01

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It's been months since I've been out.  Since any of us have really.

But finally some restaurants are open, with plenty of space for social distancing, and privacy to get to know one another.

I'm sure my conversational skills haven't gotten too rusty...

*gulp*


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Anonymous

Looking forward to this! And if I’m not mistaken, happy birthday, handsome one 🤍

Anonymous

I havent even listened to it yet and I can already tell its gonna be so cute 🥺

Anonymous

Ahh! This is so cute! And needed! Can’t wait to listen. 🥰 Good idea, G!

Anonymous

Oh my, this is so cute. But, for real, this always me. I get sooo shy meeting new people. I’d definitely be tripping over my words 😅🙈

Anonymous

Can’t wait to listen especially since I’m going on a first date this weekend ! 🥰

Anonymous

Shy Gael is back! 🥰 And I totally didn't go on a first date this quarantine too. The awkwardness 🙈🤣🤣 kiss me I'm germ free 😉🤣🤣

Anonymous

How the hell do you DO that? 👀 Get out of my brain, Irish! 😘

Anonymous

Shy and awkward G is my favorite G. It’s nice to see him get out. Thanks for this laugh!

Anonymous

You should probably put a trigger warning on this. 🤣 jk

Anonymous

The background noises, I love them! 😍 Aww shy Gael is the cutest. 🙈

Anonymous
>>42079522

And you've gone and read us the menu... 🔥 Adorkable as always, I had so many giggles listening to this 🤣

Anonymous

Love me some cute, sweet, awkward Gael. ❤🥰

Anonymous

Aww this is so very sweet and funny 😊💕 love the seductive menu reading as well 😉

Anonymous

So cute and funny! I love shy G! 🥰 I’m laughing so hard! 😂🤣I was dying at the Potato Shaming 😂

Anonymous

Say what you want, but I always end up laughing like an idiot because of G’s jokes 😂

Anonymous

Oh my goodness, this is so cuuute!🥰 You said xiè xiè to the server!😄 You sweet thing, you.🤗😍😚❤

Anonymous

Oh this is so cute and sweet ❤ I felt all of your shyness here and all the jokes you said to calm you down and to try to take some shy moments away. I find shyness very attractive, generally. Southern Italian women, like me, are used to Southern Italian guys being way too extrovert and too opened just to get what they want. So full of their ego. I hate that so much. I prefer a guy to be shy, sweet and respectful. This is what really attracts me and this is what would get my heart really warm. 🌹 I'd be more than happy in a date like that and surely it would be wonderful to have that last dessert, out of the restaurant... And I love it so much too when night falls. And about social anxiety, I'd hold your hands and reassure you all the times you need because I'd do anything to make a man like you feel comfortable and at home. Always. ❤

Anonymous

I so love awkward G, so cute, sweet, and still a bit sexy, I had heard the superman joke before, but still loved all the jokes, I've been stressing about stupid things today, so I needed that laugh. thank you!

Anonymous

You are one lovable goofy!! 😁😁♥♥♥♥ I can't give you potato shame, we finns take our potatoes seriously too 🙈😂 Great jokes 💥💪😂 Very cute&sweet and loved the dessert menu 😏

Anonymous

Oh my..... I so love your shy awkward side 🍀🥰

Anonymous

The muse had to actually kiss you way before, when you both were in the restaurant and you said you didn’t want dessert bc you’re sweet enough 🤤 My goodness, chatty Gael is my favy. I felt the sweet, fun and lovely atmosphere immediately. Honestly I didn’t want this audio to end!! More of these in future pls 😘

Anonymous

😳..🤦‍♀️..☺️..😂..♥️💋

Anonymous

Awww, shy socially awkward Gael is so adorable 🥺💖🥰 Your voice can make anything sound amazing, even reading a menu, but we knew that already 😍😊 And omg were you about to call her “sweetheart” and stopped yourself?!! And the sweet kiss at the end 😭🥰😭🥰😭 this is too cute!

Anonymous

So lovely! I felt all shy and awkward for you too.. Nothing like a first date, and I haven't felt like that in quite some time. Awesome work! ❤

Anonymous

This was exactly the level of adorkable cuteness I needed today. 🤓💖

Anonymous

Thank you, thank you! True to the times and yet took me completely out of myself. Adorable!❤🧡💛💚💙💜

Kathy Mc

I needed this adorable dork today! Sweet, shy, awkward and so charming! I need a date like this! And dessert too!!😷😷😷👄👄👄👄😘😘😘😘🍀🍀🍀🍀And I would never potato shame you!!!💖💖💖💖

Anonymous

Mayor is a cutie patootie 💜☺️

Anonymous

Okay I NEED a second date audio of this like HOLY SHIT I’ve got not words 😍❤️

Anonymous

❤️❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous

I don’t know ladies, I think I’m in love 🥺🥺

Calypso

After listening to the YT premiere and chatting with the lovelies (I was C.R.Harris)... I've decided to join. I loved the video. 💛💛

Anonymous

This was just a ball of cute^^ The music was really lovely and it totally felt like being on a real date. The descriptions of the food made me hungry. The phone voice bit...omgawd...I giggled and shivered.

Anonymous

This is so me I get told I talk to fast haha and I’ll be nervously laughing the whole time

Anonymous

I also start babbling like that lol

Anonymous

Do these dorkbusters only come to take dorks away, or do they also redistribute? 🤗 🥰 Wondering if this is based on a real restaurant because I need to try all of these dishes. Especially the orange tofu 🤤

Anonymous

Never knew hearing the menu could sound so sexy 🥰😉😂

Anonymous

Single and ready to get nervous babbling around attractive single men. That was lovely. Let's do this again. I talk uber fast too. My thought train travels too quickly, so I talk fast before I lose the train of thought. I dance slower than I talk though. So same time next week or maybe this weekend? (Trips on air and nervously rights herself).

Anonymous

This would be an ideal scenario where a Southerner would be thinking to herself "Bless his heart" all while slowly becoming more and more charmed by him. I can't decide if leaning over and kissing him would help or hinder the situation. G would have to answer that. It would either relax him or increase the anxiety. Or maybe just reach across the table and hold his hand? 🤔😉 Loved the bits where you stopped yourself from calling her sweetheart. So endearing. 😘😘 Added to the list of favorite G-isms: the way he pronounces tofu. 😉😘😘💖💖 The potato bit was the funniest thing you tried on her. 😂😂😂

Anonymous

That was very lovely. Once again you've outdone yourself Gael 💞

Anonymous

First time “eating out”!? How presumptuous, Mister! 😂 This was too adorable, you had me laughing throughout - nice joke, btw 😉🤣. So much pent up sexual energy coming out through the silliness and nervousness. I’d definitely want a second date ❤️ Thanks for making this and helping me think about dating again post-apocalypse. 🥰

Anonymous

Oh I felt this. I'd gladly do public speaking before I have a first date. I'm a better writer than I am a speaker in general and I communicate my feelings easier via texting/email/letters in general and while I've done public speaking for better part of my career (and have been told I'm quite good at it), it still leaves me with jelly legs. Still, first dates are always so awkward 😅 but I imagine that, with you, it wouldn't be so painful. You were adorable, Gael ☺☺

Another Other Jen

If you wrote romance novels I’d definitely read them, but gosh, I’d miss your voice! So sweet and silly and cute, well paced, and I can’t help smiling through the whole thing, except when I’m laughing. I needed this today, thanks man xD

Anonymous
>>42102498

Oh I would buy and read them too, how about....Audio romance novels even better 😁

Anonymous

Did I say how much I loved the image you used for the audio. I love wearing chic cloths tho I’m more comfy with simple and casual looks, but yeah we look very fancy over there. Fancy looks are very hot 🔥

Lilan625

I have never been on a date, actually. Never been asked out.

Anonymous
>>42106512

I love to dress up, even if its just to the theatre/ certain concerts, love to wear a nice dress even sparkly one if its appropriate and suitable to where I'm going, and definitely in my opinion can't go wrong with a guy wearing a suit, with and without a waistcoat I like both.. but that's still got to happen for me though 😄

Anonymous

That’s it. This is how I say TOFU from now on.

Anonymous
>>42110928

I just can't. I grew up in a Cantonese Chinese speaking home and am preprogrammed to only pronounce it the way my grandma says it. Dau Fu. 😋😋

Anonymous

this gave me giggles! 🤭🤭🤭

Anonymous

Aweee that was adorably cute and love the goofy parts of it too 🤓💕 And the jokes! Don't get me started 😂 I've never been to a "proper" first date myself so if my first date was anywhere close this, I don't mind at all 😁

Anonymous

"I'm germ-free, so kiss me". Dead 💀😂

Gri (Sassy_One)

Awkward-shy Gael is adorkable and funny. Can we get some more of him??

Anonymous

Patreon ate my comment. I was just saying that, even if my hands are really small being myself a 1.58 cm tall woman, I wish they could hold yours, sweetest G, everytime social anxiety makes you feel like you have to do more and more and more to make it all right . There's no need to. All that you really are is just wonderful, you are just wonderful yourself, and there's no need to change or adapt parts of you that you may think the other person won't like. 💗 There's nothing in the world I adore more than who you really are: a sweet, sensitive, shy, adorable, passionate man. So I want you to feel happy with all that you are because your true self is already more than beautiful 💗 So when social anxiety gets you, I wish I was there holding your hands with my small hands to make you understand that there's nothing I like more than your real you, Gael.

Anonymous

Aww. I'm kinda glad no one purses me because I'm very awkward and it's not cute lol rock the cute man.

JoAnna

Send me an Irishman please.