RAW SCRIPT: [ASMR] A Flustered Vampire Model [M4A] [Whiny] [Male Vampire] (Patreon)

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▶ Original Upload Date: August 22, 2020

cameras taking pictures

Thank you thank you, yes yes, capture my beauty. Are you getting my abs in the shot? Can you see the clothing tags? Ugh I won’t get my sponsorships if I don’t get the tags, just take them again.

cameras taking pictures

Are you getting everything? pause good good. Yes, love me love me. The camera loves me. Take all my angles darling. Mmmm. Yes. Haha. Make that money Taylor. The camera and all these sponsorships are gonna eat up your vampiric good looks. Mmm my pale skin is going to make the front page of all the magazines. Move aside world, it’s Taylor’s turn in the spotlight. pause All right, did you get them all? pause

[mad tone] WHAT? What do you mean I didn’t get in the shots. Are you some sort of idiot! [brief pause] I---what---what do you mean it’s just the backgrounds? Give me that. What...no no this is all wrong. Where am I? All I see is this damn backgrounds. No this is all wrong. Try it again, maybe we need a better background nervous laughter Yeah that ought to do it! Here, let's try this one. Okay take more pictures

cameras taking pictures

What! Still nothing, oh come on there’s gotta be something we can do. Uhm uhm uhm fumbles and stutters for a bit Come on Taylor think, think, think dammit Taylor. You’ve been alive 200 years, you can do this. Okay let’s try an experiment. How about taking a picture of me in total darkness? pause Just...just do it honey please. light switch off Okay just look for my glowing eyes and just shoot. Don’t worry, you won’t hurt my eyes.

cameras taking pictures

Anything now? Ohh damn, you might as well have left the stupid camera lens on. It’s just blackness. Dammit. whines and cries What the hell man. I was supposed to be the next top model. But now, what, no photographs. whines What the heck, this is so unfair! Now how is the world supposed to see and admire all of this handsome Adonis looking god. I was supposed to make it to the top. I could have the whole world at my sharp fingertips. whines Sigh. Turn the lights back on. light switches back on

Everything today is just so not right. The only good part was having someone else admire my beauty. But just, I put my best poses into this all for nothing. And nothing we’ve tried is working. And not only that, the food here is horrible. I mean grapes, strawberries, cashews? All this is so wrong! pouts I desperately need a good snack right now. Hmmm well, since you failed me darling at taking pictures of me, how about you do me a favor and be my snack. Ah ah ah don’t try running, I’ll just appear in front of you later. Just shhh lean your neck back and

vampire feeding for a while

body drops gasps for air Mmmm oh dear me. Hey hey, you’re gonna be fine. Here have some of this fruit, regain your strength, we’re gonna try this again another day when I’m not so flustered. I have some new experiments I wanna try chuckles

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