Find Your Fiendish Other Half with the League of Evil's Exclusive Dating Service! (Patreon)

Dear Dastardly Devotees,

Are you languishing in a lair built for two, but populated by one? Has your search for love been more catastrophic than your attempts to conquer the world? Fear not! The League of Evil proudly introduces “Hearts of Darkness” – our dating service designed exclusively for the romantically challenged supervillain.

Guaranteed Bond-Free Matching!

Worried about finding yourself on a date with the world’s most annoying spy? Relax! Our patented "Anti-Bond Technology" guarantees that James Bond will never, ever appear in your list of matches. Why waste a perfectly evil evening dodging his predictably heroic antics or insufferable quips?

Complimentary Warning:

For those of you who've had the misfortune of encountering Mr. Bond in less... platonic circumstances, we regretfully remind you to seek immediate medical testing. Be warned: these tests are not covered by The League of Evil. Honestly, if you've tangled with Bond and lived to tell the tale, you should know better than to touch that hot mess without gloves and a hazmat suit!

Why Choose Hearts of Darkness?

• Diabolical Compatibility Tests - Our algorithms are wickedly adept at matching your malevolent traits with a partner equally versed in villainy.

• Discreet Encounters - All dates are held in secure, undisclosed locations, swept regularly for bugs (the listening kind, not the creepy-crawly sort).

• Evil Intentions Guarantee - We promise that all members have intentions as dark as their hearts (and humour!).

Sign Up Today!

Enlist now and embark on a journey of companionship that complements your quest for global domination. Enjoy candlelit dinners over plans of mass destruction, or cosy up with someone special to plot the downfall of your archenemies.

Remember, in the world of evil, it's not just about ruling the world; it's about finding someone wicked enough to share it with. Join Hearts of Darkness, where every dark heart finds another.

With Sinister Regards,

The League of Evil

Where villainous hearts find their vile match!