Quack on Track: The Rescheduled Flight of Operation 'Duck and Cover' (Patreon)
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**[Urgent Communique: Change of Flight Plan]**
**To: Esteemed Assets**
**From: Orchid Audio**
**Subject: Rescheduled Livestream – Now 8th November, 20:00 GMT**
**Priority: Ducktastically Urgent**
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Dear Valued Comrades in Covert Affairs,
We must extend our most profound apologies as we flap through a maelstrom of unforeseen circumstances. Operation 'Duck and Cover', initially set to make a splash on the 6th of November, must now take a graceful glide over to the 8th of November at 20:00 GMT.
The pond has been ruffled, and the ducks have been shuffled, but fear not! The new date will see us embark on a mission even more thrilling than initially hatched.
**A Storm of Apologies:**
We are as sorry as a duck without a pond! Our agents have been waddling day and night to resolve this scheduling snafu. In the spirit of duck-togetherness, we ask for your understanding.
**Ruffled Feathers Report:**
It has come to our attention that a flock of rogue rubber duckies was the cause of this pond-emonium, leading us to reschedule in order to ensure all ducks are in a row for the grand event.
**Weather the Storm:**
Brace yourselves, for the winds of change blow fiercely, bringing with them a gale of anticipation. Your patience shall be rewarded with espionage excitement that will leave you quacking in your boots!
**Special Bulletin – Audio Incoming:**
Prepare your receiving devices, for on the morrow, 'Audio', a prelude transmission of utmost importance, will be beamed directly to your personal pond-periscopes. Keep your feathers finely tuned.
In closing, we extend our wing-felt apologies once more. Your discretion and flexibility in this time of uncertainty are as vital as a waterproof feather to a diving duck.
Quack on, brave agents, and mark your diaries for the 8th. It’s not just a reschedule; it’s a re-quackening!
**End of Message**
**Orchid Audio – Apologetically Yours in the Service of Her Majesty’s Secret Service**
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This message will self-destruct, but until then, please handle it with the care of a duckling crossing a busy pond path. We trust you to stay under cover until the skies clear and we meet again in the reeds of intrigue.