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So uh, this is exactly what the title suggests, i dont really have a better way to put it lol.

I did legitimately want to make something relaxing to listen to, and very loopable, but I kinda forgot that half way through when I was putting all my bodyweight into my toy :(, it has minimal talking and is mostly just super filthy wet sounds and moans. This version of the file also has the best quality brown noise I could find so that it's actually suuuuper distracting and you won't think about anything else but how sloppy it is and how cute I sound :D hahahahah.

On a serious note tho, I did seriously get relaxed editing this for some reason and I think being relaxed and horny at the same time is so nice, you can buzz up and go to bed right after hehehehe.

Here's a link for a version without the white noise

And here is a little blooper

INCLUSIVITY: The audio isnt directed to any gender in specific, has no petnames but baby or whore but idk if you can even consider that a petname tbh (I promise I used in a super wholesome way, if thats even possible). Has mentions of fucking you but doesnt mention what! I did have a hornylapse at the end and ended up talking about a personal experience with a woman while uh, ''cleaning'' up my toy tho, so you might want to avoid that if you're delulu I guess. I want all the good boys, girls and pets to enjoy this <3 mwamwa.

This content is an original work of creative fiction owned by BloomingVA. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. Please do not download or share this content on any other platform.

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🪻unha encravada

50 minutes?! See yall in 60-90 min🫡 CHARGE YOUR TOYS

vivi

the timing is perfect i’m literally gonna listen to this for my 8 hour study session

plutoplanet

oh my god i'm abt to be so productive to this. i was just thinking abt how i wish i had some background noise to clean with, i'm so excited

KiKiKnows

Christmas came early 😭😭😭

march 💕

omg bloom how did you know i’m writing an essay at this very second (it’s never getting finished trust)

Bunny98

bois, we're eating good tonight! I can't wait to come home and have a lil treat to relax to! 🤤🥳

Bunny98

Dude I have an essay dude tomorrow at 6pm and now, I'm gonna get so distracted with this 😭🤡

BloomingVA

Nono trust this is meant for studying, if you listen while preparing is 100% you will do good trust me I know things :)

Emma ❄️

Oooh just in time

Bunny98

Thank you Bloom! Unfortunately, my vibe is officially out of commission (RIP ☠) but I can always bust out the finger karate so this 😺 is getting pet, no matter what 🤟💦🧘‍♀️🧖‍♀️

yunostan

how did you know i have 3 quizzes to study for today?😭🙏

plutoplanet

33:40 well prepare to be shocked bcs i've done more work in the past 30 minutes than i have for the whole weekend. never been so calm in my life

Michaahaha

im cancelling alllllll my plans today!!!!!

bewbew

Good thing I’ve upgraded to a plug in toy 🫡 (also weird thanks for the gender inclusivity! Enjoy the content regardless of whether or not you used gendered pet names but it means a lot!)

plutoplanet

?!?!?!?! scratch everything i said, i have gone brain completely empty at the toy cleaning,,,, wtfwtfwtfwtf that's so hot oh my god. sorry for commenting so much but i think i've lost my mind

Sierra

It’s taking restraint that I don’t actually have but I’m saving this for work tomorrow morning, will report back 🫡

K_Dae

Why did I read "mwamwa" as "manhwa"? 😭😭😭 The heck is wrong with me?? 🤧 Anyway~~ Thanks for the audio, Bloom~!

Emma ❄️

Fuck fuck I can’t feel anything but twitching… I think came like three times that cunnilingus took me out my vision like actually went black and I passed out for idk how long, but not long enough clearly since I’m still numb 😀

sariyha

girl aint nobody relaxing or studying to this im POUNDING it

Onyx

I will in fact be using this as background noise while I meal prep 🙏🏿 thank you bloom!

Ashleymoe

Well that was an absolute joy to listen to! 🫠 Thank you, my brain is now mush. 🤤😮‍💨

Emma ❄️

Was this tmi 🤔 Clarity hit and now I’m kinda concerned for my thoughts

vivi

PRODUCTIVITY LEVELS ARE LOW AFTER 30 MINUTES! i kept blanking out at some point because it was so hot 🤥 will listen between breaks of the study sesh

Michaahaha

i knooowww you fckn lyingg, relax/study to thiss???? and the endiinggg??? 🥵🥵💦🫡

a

sunday, the lord’s day 🙏🏽✨

E. ✮

We getting the after work nut with this one boys

Genesis

an hour and a half???? a genuine eater

Jasmine

Thank you, I needed something to listen to while doing schoolwork🧎🏽‍♀️ Update: I got distracted and no work got done.

KindaOfSometimesMaybe…

The way he said “fuck” at 40:55 made me scream!!!! 💦💦💦💦

goodxbadhabits

"I should be at church but I'm raging on a Sunday" ✨🎧✨ A long audio...I'm not ready but I am ready. Thank you 😊

vivi

i was so flustered for this how tf is this for relaxation you deceitful man, THE EATING OUT WAS SO HOT

j

pro tip ;) ! study to this while doing the pomodoro method 😭

Mini

The Bloom workout challenge ft. The cutest horny giggles/laughing I’ve ever heard in my life (bro I hope you can not see how much someone repeat listens to an audio)

Sierra

Finally listened so here are my thoughts: The laughter around 15:00 destroys me jfc I love it so much Big fan of the breathy lil whispers and moans Should I get knuck tats that say HARD and DEEP? 🤔 31:55 - sir EXCUSE ME. Please spit in my mouth. 42:00 - damn he do love eating pussy huh 😳🫠 Can someone get this man a pussy to eat?? I feel like he’s more than earned it. Overall I give this audio a 100000000000/10 thanks bloom for your service. 💜

Jeesi

I’m listening to this while playing minesweeper 🤭

Junie

ain’t nothing better than listening to this while I answer emails at work 🫶🏼 I feel so motivated!

Jeesi

why am i surprised that i lost every game 🫠 severely underestimated the dumbification power of this audio

Catherine

I got nooooo studying done at all this weekend & you are partly to blame. (My Portuguese prof this morning asked why my accent was all over the place & I told her it was because I listened to a Brazilian study aid audio. Which is technically true.)

bewbew

Did not listen to this yesterday but had the time today and I managed to write 6k words (all smut of course) in that hour so 🫡 thank u bloom!!!

Sammy

Tried to have this as background audio, ended up dropping all my tasks to take this audio to the bedroom. Too hot, no way I can be multitasking with you in my ears

Dove

I think the spitting altered my brain chemistry🧎🏻‍♀️

blaze

Finish my briefs for work before u came the first time, it was like a reward. u have damn right to make me wet like that wtf 😭

vampie

you outdid yourself with this one 😺

miss victory

Leaving a Very Normal comment with Constructive Praise. Not like I'm seeing through time and space. Just super Chill

mya

14:15-14:40 I’m numb.

BloomingVA

"boymoans so good you ascend to godhood". Also the random capitalization on your comment is fucking killing me 💀💀💀

E. ✮

Days later and I’m listening to this while I write a paper, this is in fact very nice to relax/to study with

Evey

Please inform the appropriate parties that they can list 35:06-36:19 as my official cause of death.

goodxbadhabits

It's May and I just finished this audio. You outdid yourself Bloom. I had to pause and revisit this audio increments. 🫠 Did you have a long sleep afterwards? 😄

Bunny98

WARNING: PROCEED WITH CAUTION! I challenged myself to edge all the way through till the end and tmi but...ummm I now know that I can squirt ☠💦👀

Jehovahs_Thiccness💋

28:48 - 36:25 😰🫠😮‍💨 HAMMERCYYYY I’M REALLY JUST A WHORE HUH 😩

Asia

I just don’t think like .. legally … you should be so good at this 💀🫢 I’m glad I didn’t find this during my Masters 😭 nothing would get done

Evey

Yooo this one tho... this is my current go-to to knock myself out every night. I didn't realize how into sticky, wet sounds I am but jc bloom, you were in that toy's GUTS my guy. I appreciate you for that.

Jehovahs_Thiccness💋

EXCUSSSEEE MEEE @42:05+….This man is a menace and I love it 😅

Mini

I’m taking my listen count to my grave at this rate 🫡

jimmy

transcendent

Mini

Forgot I was listening to this last night and got in my car and it started playing full blast at 7am. If you see my digging my own grave pls ignore me

ava

no but you’re such a good fucking whore for us, bless. this will now become my gaming go to audio (gonna let y’all know how I fared). the lofi radio show thing is such a great idea too.

carina

lol this is hot af but the title reminds me of WOP WOP WOP WOP dot fuck em up

tammi ♡

the amount of times ive come back to this audio is probably unhealthy if im being honest 🧍🏾‍♀️

CREWMATE

I thought I’d loop this while I was doing other things. It was very helpful! It taught me restraint. And time management.

BloomingVA

so should I switch my Patreon category to personal-development and productivity content or what

CREWMATE

This is killing me because “personal-development” wouldn’t be entirely wrong. From what I’ve seen, your content certainly helps develop taste~ (Thinking about msub in particular, which is a big win.)

hannie ♡

god your laugh is so intoxicating

Bietka

Holy f... My head feels weird after this audio

Maddy

This hits every time. Thank you for your dedication Bloom❤️

Emma ❄️

God it’s me again 🛐