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Your slutty tenant has a really bad moaning problem, and tries his best to explain why he just needs to moan so loudly after getting a noise complaint from the upstairs neighbor :)

We looooove a little bit of porn logic in this house, right?

This was also an improv word for word so forgive me if I horny-brained at any moments

This content is an original work of creative fiction owned by BloomingVA. This audio is recorded by an adult for adults only. It is strictly a fantasy; it is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+, and all interactions in this audio are consensual. Please do not download or share this content on any other platform.

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Haribo_folie (edited)

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2024-12-22 07:57:10 Woah I just landed back to the States when I got this notification 👁️👄👁️
2024-12-10 02:03:16 Woah I just landed back to the States when I got this notification 👁️👄👁️

Woah I just landed back to the States when I got this notification 👁️👄👁️

Haribo_folie (edited)

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2024-12-22 07:57:10 Literally listening to this as I’m in the plane taxing to our gate👁️🫦👁️
2024-12-10 02:04:57 Literally listening to this as I’m in the plane taxing to our gate👁️🫦👁️

Literally listening to this as I’m in the plane taxing to our gate👁️🫦👁️

Hannah

I was about to watch a movie, till something better caught my eye just now 🤭🫠

Ana

Goooood fucking night to me :)))

Mimi (edited)

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2024-12-22 07:57:10 pov: when your neighbor hears you “singing”
2024-12-10 02:19:08 pov: when your neighbor hears you “singing”

pov: when your neighbor hears you “singing”

Otter Bunny

BLOOM POST🔥thank you for the dinner

gracie

Yaaaaay

giggleshitter

the upstairs neighbor stronger than me cause i’d show them a REAL noise complaint with this guy

Haribo_folie (edited)

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2024-12-22 07:57:10 bloom. Did you mean January 1st 2025, not 2024😭
2024-12-10 02:52:09 bloom. Did you mean January 1st 2025, not 2024😭

bloom. Did you mean January 1st 2025, not 2024😭

BloomingVA

MAN FUCK I WAS TOO DISTRACTED BY THE HORNY NOOOOOOO, MY BRAIN WASNT WORKING PROPERLY :(

snoopylover123

woah knew you were planning something after posting the tenant tweet

BloomingVA

imagine youre jerking off and your neighbor just starts to do it louder than you

snoopylover123

finally, you and my neighbors who do a nightly karaoke routine have competition

sk

jesus christ

Ana

Ok ive listened through the full audio and honestly ……raw until the room is humid and stinks

Ana

😭😭😭😭😭 my bad king it had to be said

Jay

Note to my future self: you cannot. I repeat, CANNOT, listen to this in public. You can’t hide your face🤦🏾

Vara Lyn

Girl dinnerrrr💞💞💞

imyourtear

i saw that someone else sent a note to themself to not listen to this in public...WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO THEIR NOTE??? bloom this was so cutely and pathetically needy to a degree that i didn't realize i'd like in a sub???? 10/10 and i desperately need more mind-numbingly subby and needy audios in my life.

Saturn 🪐

First off my head is spinning because you just posted three audios in like two hours. Much appreciated, sir—but DAMN. Second, I’ve never laughed so hard at the tenant telling the landlord that their “being horny all the time,” is the ONLY impact to their life. I currently live under a single dad. But when I first moved in he had a GF. And his room was directly above mine. Lol. I never complained to the manager about it though. Six months though? Really? Dayum! Anyways I lost my train of thought. My brain is malfunctioning. 🥴😮‍💨😵‍💫 **BLOOM OVERLOAD**🫠🤭😝 Jk there’s no such thing. 💙💜

yasmin

dare i say… a sequel? i just personally think the landlady would need more proof

Cali

Was literally about to type this. Also the landlady needing to confirm just how loud her tenant can get for research purposes. Comparing manual vs. assisted via a variety of methods. You know set a baseline to build on. Maybe edging also for a more comprehensive argument. If he dies, he dies. (I know ya’ll like to tussle- that is a movie reference. Breathe.)

vivi

listened to this while driving home and it was surprisingly funny to me LOL the january 2024 made me giggle. at the end i was scared for ur lil bloom bc you kept going 😭

vivi

being tew horny is an actual issue tho the neighbor must understand

Blue

Your honor, he has a point

Emma ❄️

Please tell me this script is based on that time your neighbor complained about you moaning loudly! 🙏

blaze

Thank you for the delicious meal bloom

Bietka

Oh Fuck...

Arcaneqlim

Just recovered from fever but now we're having a different level of temperature increase here, aren't we!!!!?

frankie

i so wish we could comment with gifs.

aemilia

Oh im gonna be coming back to this one again and again i fear 🥴

Haribo_folie

Man you could make a trio with my old neighbors. The couple just had to “clap and sing” with their window open and istg the whole building could hear their “music” cuz it even poked through my closed window and my neighbor upstairs was mad messaging me about the same concern.

Emma ❄️

I do wonder how you cope with the constant need to achieve orgasm. I assume it interrupts your daily life (aside from when you’re making audios)

Bunny98

Just finished the first week of a new full time job and now finally enjoying the new uploads! Thank you for the present Bloomie~! ❤🙏

it’s not fair .. i just wanna bounce on it……

k

this is such a sad problem to have i feel so bad i got tears running down my thighs 😔🤚 when will this tenants suffering end 😥

Beepbeepbish

Some people have audio books... I have Bloom..

TheTangryOwl

🫢 Just, wow ~ the moans, "sloppy and hard" 😮‍💨😩 my poor knees lol. I'm sure the landlady would very reasonably want to verify these claims for legal reasons, and before tenant comes over to sort things out themselves

westwind01

gotta give it to the guy for submitting the request complete with A/B testing and everything. scientific.

BloomingVA

If you have a partner you fuck like rabbits, if you're alone you masturbate a few times a day, pretty simple. If you're busy you're horny while busy, never quite goes away, at some point you learn to ignore it.

BloomingVA

yeah doesn't sound super fun in the real world lol my neighbors are super noisy and terrible and I hate it, if I had some bitch ass dude moaning all day I would crash out

frankie

first gif im using is of the kevin gates variety trust that

Emma ❄️

Fair enough 😂 I forgot to consider you can just stop what your doing and that you’re not literally tied to a chair

C

Just subbed to your patreon and wow. This is a beautiful introduction. I feel very much welCUMed🙂‍↕️