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Aight this is some mega nerd shit but get cozy cause it's nap time.

I hadn't made a sleep aid in a really really long time for a multitude of reasons. Still, one of them was always struggling with not going the Boyfriend ASMR route, which I know some people get a little uncomfortable with, but now I think I might just ramble about some things I enjoy or think are cool in a more laid-back and relaxed way. Sometimes I will still do roleplay but I think this is a good place for SFWs, this way I can still nerd out about games, books I read, philosophical ideas behind CEO assassinations, some food I had, etc, and still put some of you to sleep :).

Edit: if u guys hear my voice give out here and there or being dryer than usual during the december audios pls ignore it my voice was simply giving out while I was sick during all of almost all of novemeber and I rerecorded it a couple times but it took a while to go away.

I tried to keep my reading at a steady and monotone rate so that it could hopefully fade into the background of whatever you're doing and put you to sleep/relax you. This requires a little bit of knowledge ab Bloodborne so if you don't understand don't worry it's not on you.

Another thank you to Kaya as mentioned in the audio for letting me use this transcript <3

Aside from the silly porn logic audio, this month's content has not been written by me. That is something I haven't done in a very long time, so the audios may have a different vibe or flow to them, and in case some of you don't enjoy that or aren't used to it: don't worry! I have some fun ideas for next month that have been cooking for a very very long time and it should be a taste of the Bloom that everyone here enjoys <3

This content is an original work of creative fic-... nah this aint creative fiction, just me rambling :) sleep well mwah

Comments

gracie

OH MY GOD A SFW SLEEP AID LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO WE’VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

Sharon Park

BLOODBORNE LLLLOOOORRRRREEEEEEEE

Hannah

Adding this to my daily nighttime routine 💤✨

Otter Bunny

sleep aid🙏 bloom i needed this for finals. i hope you get the best sleep tonight

snoopylover123

i don't play bloodborne but thank youuu "philosophical ideas behind CEO assassinations" LMAOO

Beepbeepbish

People don't like the bf route?! That's wild- I still fall asleep multiple times a week to your "Trouble Falling Asleep?" audio.

sil

omg yesssss, nerdy stuff is the best!! Pls do share what you like to read sometime 🥹🙏

julia

YEAAA ngl i’ve been waiiiting for another safe/sleepaid so bad 😭

Crum

Right before finals 🥹🥹🥹IMMA N A P N SLEEP BABIEEEEEE

Haribo_folie

omg long SFW finally 😭 WE HAVING A GOOD END OF YEAR

yasmin

i like these kinds of SFWs, they have a higher re-listening factor from me bc i’ll get lulled to sleep the first time but play it again bc i’m nosey

Saturn 🪐

Please tell me why I can smell a campfire and burning leaves?

Scylla

Good timing honestly 💕 shits been stupid lately, need something to knock me tf out

BloomingVA

I hadn't thought of that tbh, but that's good because I do worry about audios being relistenable, it's one of the reason I made those 1 hour nsfw pure moaning ones, but I'm glad sfw works too!

Miriel Serindae

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU JOKING?!?!? SFW AND IT'S BLOODBORNE LORE?!?! Christmas came early this year 🥳🥳🥳 thank thank you thank you thank you!!!!

Juno

Yayyy another sfw audio. :D thank u

Miriel Serindae

By the way, wholesome soothing voice geeking out about nerdy shit?! That's the ultimate BFE for me 😆 I'm just listening to it omw to work cause I'm actually interested 🤣

Arcaneqlim

Dear bloom you have no idea how much I want this kind of content. I am having a fever now and really could fall asleep because of uncomfortableness. Thank you so much and I'm gonna fall asleep to this rn happy happy happy

Leya

Not being in a mood lately, this made me calm and be able to work, thank you 💗✨

mari

This was a godsend. Thank you bloom 🙏🏾🩷

Haribo_folie

I’d call it nerd versus nerd listening to this while building my Gundam model. Very good amount of distraction and cozy vibe to keep my concentration. And it’s a long audio. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Haribo_folie

At 36:30 did u accidentally edit twice (or it’s the script) the “when xxx sleeps he murmurs the following dialogue” (I think I only got 10% of the story cuz there are too many names and I doubt even I repeat it ten times more till I finish this model i still can’t get the basic storyline right 💀 very relistenable

BloomingVA

Its honestly pretty difficult to understand it if you've never played the game. That's why I've always kept myself away from talking about games and books, it will always require some sort of precious knowledge about it. So I think I might stick to reading stuff that doesn't require that for sleep aids as this hasn't frankly hit the mark for most people here it seems. lil bloop was fixed tho.

Haribo_folie

I think it’s only the inner nerd talking that I actually want to get this long and complicated story right (and few listeners are with me ??:/ at least it’s very re-listenable) SO philosophical ideas behind CEO assassinations NEXT 😂 (I also don’t think there will be many listeners who notice the bloop cuz they’ve been knocked out pretty fast by how cozy and nerdy this sleep aid is lol)

TheTangryOwl

I do love the idea of you picking a topic and just talking about it for SFW/ sleep aid audios. I was torn between sleeping and listening because I don't know much about the game - I didn't think I was expecting to hear so much about umbilical cords ha. I remember Bloodborne coming out, but then I can't remember much about it, but I think that's because Witcher 3 also came out the same year so that's all I heard about for a year or two. You've mentioned the Witcher books, did you ever get into the games?

goodxbadhabits

As someone who rather uses sleep aids for bad sleeping habits.. I appreciate these greatly! I used it the night before and honestly have no clue when I knocked out 🤣🤣

Emma ❄️

Sleed Aid 🔥🔥🔥