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Is this all time cookage...

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Nash

RAAAAHHHHHH FIRST

KrispyKenny

These late night uploads

DiPo

Yeahh!! I was waiting for it :D

BRO.

Boys. We were waiting. Let’s gooo!

A_Daddy Daichi

I’m trying to fix my sleep schedule!!! lol jk it’s not too late for me

Nonos

I refreshed before going to bed at the right moment

bateman bookworm

New dark reaction after the yankees COOKED is just what i needed 😭

Adam Dark

Its been 33 years

Jude G

I love how the subverted the time travel trope of no one knowing about it like everyone is finding out

BlueSmurf

Remember Jonas saw Noah at the hospital at the end of season 1 when helge kidnapped him and took him into that room when he tried to take mikkel back to the future.

JAY

Boooo. Hope the boys end it tomorrow 💕

A_Daddy Daichi

I forgot how soon the end of this episode was revealed! Had me shook

Dio

One of the best episodes ever

Junior

The levels of cookage that are still about to cook this season is insane! Each time I rewatch this show it gets 10 times better.

Dio

Should have said one of the best reveals ever! Episode still really good tho

Diamond

Glad u guys were surprise by the Adam reveal. Was worried u guys would be spoiled but glad u guys got to experience being shocked like the viewers were.

jblakk

Ive seen enough. Ive seen Knicks fans be a lil happy, and that was too much. The universe cant handle Yankees fans being happy. Dodgers must win. Us Angelinos may be snooty about it and pompous, but atleast the universe will be intact.

JAY

hahah fair.. you did spank us a bit tonight ngl. and im actually low key not mad about getting more games, especially if NY keeps the energy up and we get some really exciting games... as long as the dodgers take it in the end.

1999

Not gonna lie I didn’t remember the Adam reveal happening this early. For some reason I thought it was end of S2 or beginning of S3. Guess I don’t remember the show as well as I thought. 😂

1999

Yeah I forgot it happened this early on in season 2. I’m relieved cuz the Adam twist is like the one thing I didn’t want them to get spoiled on.

ssj4rit

Jonas met Jonas before Jonas met Jonas, which is necessary because if Jonas knew he was Jonas then he wouldn’t become Jonas. But Jonas is on the path to becoming Jonas and then Jonas. Jonas.

neve woods

Gangsta until the “Ich bin du”

Euphemia Isobel

Now if you watch the end of season 1 when Helge and Jonas swap, that moment is a recreation of Michelangelo’s “The Creation of Adam” as it begins Jonas journey to becoming Adam. (Google the painting)

Euphemia Isobel

And Carter your frustration is partly because this show is meant to be binged not slow dripped 😭

Ante

I can finally say it! ICH BIN DU!

zaphyre

I saw this notification and immediately though ah, they’re about to get cooked. I still randomly go around saying “Ich bin du”. Honestly that phrase is like “top 3 ways to trigger a Dark fan” lmao at any time a character might say ich bin du and do a crazy reveal that melts your brain

Ante

Young Noah's words to Jonas at the begining of the ep hit different after you see the end: "I thought you'd be different". He's seeing young Adam who is supposed to be a god of time, and he's just some clueless kid. Rewatch continues to be goated.

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓪

FINALLY THE REVEAL IS UPON US WAS WAITING FOR THIS FOR AGES ladies and gents, now PEAK DARK begins

Max Demian

damn that was cooking

Marlon Douglas

''Is this all time cookage..'' ohh lord... They're not ready!

Nivek

Maybe someone in the future Jonas group takes Claudia back to see mikkel and she can’t handle not fucking with the timeline and seeing her son again which destroys his mind the same way Helge did to himself

Nivek

Sic Mundus and The Travelers are fire names

alexis ♡︎

really like the outro, you guys (and this show in general) were touching on some things we’ve been discussing in my intro to philo class. so here’s a lil mini rant abt determinism i think a big thing this show deals with is the idea of causal determinism, which puts forth the idea that we, as humans, have no meaningful sense of free will. but it’s important to highlight that choice is not indicative of free will. the idea is that everything that happens in nature is a part of a bigg cause and effect chain (or ig lots of interconnected chains) and that humans are never the “primum mobile” or og cause. that the choices we make are a product of our desires and that we do not choose what we want. that our desires themselves are caused. i’m not even really saying anything about the show just food for thought cus this idea had me kinda fd up icl 😂

Nivek

German L 🤣

Nivek

Holy fuck what an ending!

Nivek

“Our” Jonas has to be variant for him to be the hero otherwise he’s in the worst genjutsu of his infinite life

Nivek

This and squid games is absolute *chefs kiss* loving the channel/patreon 👌🏽

Walker11

The world shall know Pai… Sic Mundus cretaus est

Walker11

It also makes it more hard hitting when you realise how much this 16 -17 year old in Noah has been info dumped with the vast shattering reality of events he’s been taught by his older self. Imagine growing up in 1910s , and meeting your older self, being taught about time travel all before you completed puberty. No idea how he never lost his sanity

Walker11

I love it when Adult Noah says it to his child self. He says it with serious bass.

Euphemia Isobel

I need the rest of this season like I need air

The night is Dank and full of Memers

The way Claudia reacts to time travel makes me so happy she is so smart. Immediately asks about herself then goes to the library to read up on the last 33 years. Strategic AF.

Vlad Lena

Adam's reveal is one of the most important and best plot twists of the entire series! I personally was shocked. I thought Adam was, of course, someone we know, but definitely not Jonas! Although, after thinking about it, I realized that it makes sense! Glad you guys had a great reaction to it too.

Nivek

Oh yeah That’s what I meant my bad. I can’t watch this show high haha

TheSauceGuy

Is it a hot take that I prefer Magnus' long hair?

Brittany (Ultraanimegirl4)

OHH WHAT THE HECK I somehow called this in a comment last episode as a 'what if' but omg I was NEVER expecting Adam to actually be Jonas And I guess that makes my comment a spoiler?? But I swear to yall I haven't seen this season beyond this episode with you guys this is insane

Max Kranabetter

OMG no way! That is so insanely cool, I have watched this series at least 10 times and I never noticed but it makes so much sense

Brittany (Ultraanimegirl4)

Wait but bearded Jonas already met Adam Jonas so he knows that's who he's bound to become... it hurts to think about this lol 😆

TheSauceGuy

I can't believe you guys forgot that Noah and Helge knocked Jonas out and put him in the chair room lol.

TheSauceGuy

This show has many things happening simultaneously across different times, but idk how they forgot about that lol.

Euphemia Isobel

To be fair it only shows him for one second telling him to shush it wasn’t a real big meeting

Euphemia Isobel

I guessed it in my first watch. It’s not a spoiler but I’d say if they don’t guess it out loud not to make guesses cause you could be right 😭

Euphemia Isobel

A double drop would be really cool so 7 and 8 fall on the same week 🫣🫣

TheSauceGuy

Helge covers his mouth with a chloroform rag or something and then he has the whole conversation with his future self in the chair room about stopping the wormhole. I feel like it was part of a pretty big thing, but again, tons of stuff happening in the show all over the place.

BRO.

I actually saw your comment. Chose not to say anything lol.

Brig Andrus

IM A FEIN FOR DARK

outrun_fate

'not our glorious king' 🤣🤣

Euphemia Isobel

Yeah that was but the Noah part of it was quick I meant. They watch so many shows and spread them out they’re gonna forget a lot

TheSauceGuy

That part's true I guess. I'm only watching Dark and Squid Game right now as none of the anime they're watching interests me much.

Dio

Dark drop is always so late TICK TOCK

Marlon Douglas

Dark is like the bastard SON!

Paperview007

Alright if squid game can get a double drop ik Dark is due for one. Only a matter of Time

Blake

im so glad the Bartosz being adam allegations can come to an end

Param Patel

Jonas met Noah earlier in hospital with Mikkel

༒ dianna ༒

the more I kill the better I feel