Episode 163: Sad Trombones (Patreon)

Hey Patrons! Enjoy a very early episode of our show. Have a great weekend! [All the stories are linked in our twitter and facebook feeds] Pastor At Religious Right Event Predicts Church Will Soon Cure HIV Todd Starnes Warns Of Anti-Duck Dynasty Violence, Links Same-Sex Marriage To Healthy Food Initiatives Islamic State's Soothing System Colorado offered free birth control — and teen births fell by 40 percent 'Colourful football shoes made World Cup a homosexual abomination,' says Russian priest Drought Spurs Interest in Water Dowsing US judge says lesbians can be ‘cured’ by male soldiers Kentucky GOP lawmaker defends coal: ‘We all agree’ Mars is the same temperature as Earth We used a tiny clip of Angel by Sarah McLachlan. You can buy her album here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/closer-best-sarah-mclachlan/id290583970