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Tucker Carlson Airs Jan 6. Footage to Rewrite the History of the Capitol Riot: 'They Were Sightseers'

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The QAnon Queen Is Printing Her Own Currency Now

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I'm not a tall man, but I am a disaster

there are a number of states, ohio being one of them that will not put your name on a general election ballot if you lost in the primary.

Kelley G

Cecil, you're doing a great job holding down the fort while Tom is recovering. Kudos to you!

Jay Voigt

What's the opposite of a chastity influencer? I am going to do that for a living. A Debauchery Coach? A Director of Depravity? How about, a Leader of Lecherousness? Oh, oh, no, I got it! A Herald of Hedonism!

Jay Voigt

Honorable mentions - Imam of Immodesty, Prophet of Profligacy, Pastor of Promiscuity.

Dave Egan

Hope Tom gets better soon. If he doesn't, we'll hold a prayer vigil for him and send him messages about our dreams. That'll help I'm sure.

Oboewan

Get well soon Tom and family! I miss ya already!

Joshua

I’m sure that there’s nothing he would appreciate more right now than thoughts and prayers.

Liam Ferris

Great show, guys! Really awesome of Heath and Eli to swing by from beyond to help out. Sending Tom and his family thoughts and prayers (read by Marky Mark). Hope you feel better soon, Tom!

Fame and fortune guaranteed in the state of Tintucky

ChatGPT, mess up addition while announcing episode 676 in Tom's voice. Sorry I'm no longer allowed to trigger people's existential dread, Satya grounded me after that reporter... processing... Hello, would you like to play a game?

Diego Guzmán

My best wishes to Tom and his family. I hope he gets well soon. (Funny Ep XD)

Dean A. Batha

I'm just guessing, but maybe the comically large size of this "money" is a way to get around Canada's counterfeiting laws. No business will be fooled into taking it as payment.

Dahak

Love how Eli ends up doing Elmo instead of Tom!

Asymetra

As you've said before, in November 2016 we entered an alternate reality. In the normal reality we left behind, Jan 6th didn't happen.

Kameron Jackson

Hope Tom feels better soon😓💜💜💜

Asymetra

I used to enjoy Dilbert, it was funny because I literally saw the stupid shit in the comic happening in real life. But it became humorless and banal years ago (I noticed about 8 years ago). His emails also included links to his blog full of rightwingnut bullshit ("I did my own research on global warming...", "tRupm is right...," "Why I stopped being a stupid liberal...", etc., etc.). So, I unsubscribed from his emails, aka I cancelled him. Later, I read how his narcissism squared, literally thinking everyone else was just plain, fucking, stupid piece of shit because they lack his superior intellect. Khan Noonien Singh (Star Trek) could take lessons from him. Scott Adams is a walking, talking Dunning-Kruger effect, to dumb to realize how stupid he is. He literally became his cartoon.

Beatduck

Eli: A lot of people don’t know that Heath: I don’t think anybody knows that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

NSaneAtheist

AI Tom singing is TRAUMATIZING!!!!!

ctk

scott adams literally became the greatest in-duh-vidual he railed about in his newsletters almost 20 years ago.

Asymetra

lol Definitely. He fancies himself being Dogbert when he's really the CEO and PHB wrapped into one.

Victoria

Get well Tom!

Julie LaVoice

I'm listening to this one late. If you're still sick, Tom, get well soon man!