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Pick The Next Book!

  • Scientific Facts In The Bible: 100 Reasons To Believe The Bible Is Supernatural In Origin (Hidden Wealth Series) 341
  • Urine Therapy: Nature's Elixir for Good Health 112
  • Natural Cures "They" Don't Want You To Know About 123
  • Quantum Healing (Revised and Updated): Exploring the Frontiers of Mind/Body Medicine 167
  • 2017-02-06
  • 743 votes
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Content

Which book will we force Tom and Cecil to read next?! Please vote below and we will read the book that has the most votes.

1. Scientific Facts In The Bible: 100 Reasons To Believe The Bible Is Supernatural In Origin (Hidden Wealth Series)

2. Urine Therapy: Nature's Elixir for Good Health  

3. Natural Cures "They" Don't Want You To Know About  

4. Quantum Healing (Revised and Updated): Exploring the Frontiers of Mind/Body Medicine 

Comments

Adorable Bastard

C'mon, guys! We might as well have them teach us Science, because our new government certainly won't.

Cynthia Abawi

The are sound so deliciously awful that I could not make the Sophie's choice. Sorry

Angela Adcock

I will be deeply disappointed if I do not get to hear Tom lose his mind reading Deepak and Cecil's attempt to summarize that madness.

Scenic City Skeptic

So that's what trump was doing in Russia... therapy

Anonymous

I though the David Icke book was a nice aside from religion, especially christianity, but still allowed them to be funny and skeptical. I think the next one should do the same.

Secular Logic

Ugh. So many. How about all?

Zaid Samaraie

Urine therapy is established in the Islamic tradition. It is explicitly stated in the Hadith that camels urine is a fine cure for upset stomachs.

Dr. H

Delightful choices, thanks!

kittensandpuppies

oh come on! how come urine is not on the lead. it's almost as good as poop.

zedd_d1abl0

Dammit, I wanted to vote for "Art of the Deal" by Donald Trump

spencer

CHOPRA

Kathleen Hurley

NATURAL CURES! You have to read it because *they* don't want you to!

Daniel the-vegetarian-blacksmith Sullivan

I read Natural Cures. It is mostly standard vitamin pseudoscience, but any time he says something "edgy" he puts in a link to a website instead of in the book. I think it was to be able to shake up potential lawsuits.

Zichago

I was going to vote Depak, but then I saw Ray Comfort's name.. Time to take down the Banana King.

Krafty

I'm too curious about the pseudo-science-wrapped prosperity gospel. X3

Skeptic Sarah

Awe come on people don't you wanna hear the guys talking about drinking pee?

Bloodcream Lahtáy

I'm pretty sure Tom's head will explode if he has to read Depak

Kevin Gould

Deepak is the most deserving of ridicule at the mouth of the gloryhole given his credentials (and lack of) and popularity but any of these books would be fun!

Mark Hersman

Always fun to rip Ray Comfort a new one.

Drew Wadd

Surely it has to be Deepak: his brand of quantum consciousness is unprecedented.

KRiS

Huh. On Patreon mobile, I don't think the poll is showing up. I voted in the comments section because I didn't realize there was an actual poll.

KRiS

Aaaaand, nvm. Looks like commenting on Patreon mobile is still not working for any of the people I support. Anyone else having this issue on iOS' Patreon app?

Lawrence Mahmood

I read the 'hidden wealth' metaphor/parable and knew straight away it had to be Comfort.

TheronDragon

I think it should be Trump: The Art of the Deal.

Dave Ligblurt

I'm with you. I regarded that as the worst choice and therefore the most entertaining choice. That got my vote.

Trev

It's hard to follow David Icke, but drinking pee for health is fucking amazing. Whether that book is chosen or not I hope it is an option on every survey until it has its day. I want to know what the hell that is about, but not quite bad enough to buy and read it.

Shu Muramoto

Not expecting a Reasonable Doubts level criticism of the bible, but it would still be hilarious to hear Tom and Cecil tackle it!

Eric the Baker

Whichever book is chosen; please please please buy it used. Do not give any of the authors credit for selling a new copy.

Dean Paxton

Definitely Ray Comfort. I have a copy of it and it still perplexes me as to how he came to the conclusions he did

Caz Bailey

Ray, then Deepak, then please PLEASE do LRon's dianetics!

Chris Littrell

I believe the obvious choice is Urine Therapy but it'll be necessary to test the proposed cures.

Sean Oakley

If it's not next, can Urine Therapy be after your next one?

Ian

Just reading the Amazon reviews for that bible fact book got my blood boiling. It needs the gloryhole treatment

FRED R GROOTHUIS

How he gets 100 scientific facts would be a fun fact to know. Don't want to read it myself though.

Ilya Rutitski

Seeing how the new age "everything is connected" mumbo jumbo is slowly creeping into the mainstream, i'd love to see the 'quantum healing' book get torn through.

Allan Walls Photography

All sound brilliant but must go with Comfort's alternative scientific facts.

Hassan Ben Sober

Wait, so you're not supposed to flush urine? I must know more.

Stewart Brown

Where's 5. All of the above.....?

Tammy DeWael

Urine Therapy, for sure!

Shane

Are you kidding? Urine Therapy. Tom being quizzed on Urine Therapy is like a Trump responding to federal judges. amazing.

Kevin Lieder

What Urine is loosing come on people.

Marie Smith

My vote is for your to read all of these books. That would keep me laughing for a long time.

Lina Malina

Would have loved it if you guys picked "The Secret" to shreds. One of the biggest piles of BS between two covers. Have fun whichever one you end up reading.

Tyler

I would sooner decline a hundred free drinks than pass up the opportunity to make Tom and Cecil read a book by Deepak Chopra.

Elvis Manson

Three fake medicine books? Way to split the vote! (which is fine with me...scientific bible all the way).

Sarah Fullerton

HARDEST CHOICES EVER!!! although I still want to hear Tom react to the urine on someday. I also listen to Sawbones, and peeing on things comes up A LOT.

Brian Bowers

Please drop these and do The Sunfood Diet Success System by David Wolfe.

Shelly Younger

I concur, all five would be great! I was leaning to the Urine Therapy...because really? But I had to finally go with Quantum Healing - I am a masochist :).

Sakashite Fukasumi

Maybe I'm too late, but how about "Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-based Recipes"? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/shop/fotie-photenhauer/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/paperback/product-20052760.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.lulu.com/shop/fotie-photenhauer/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/paperback/product-20052760.html</a>

Sarah Fullerton

I take it back, now that I know this is a faceoff between scientology and a different book, science in the bible seems like a good fix.

Doomtooth

<a href="https://latestnewsdaily17.blogspot.com/2016/09/when-dead-come-calling-signs-that.html?m=1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://latestnewsdaily17.blogspot.com/2016/09/when-dead-come-calling-signs-that.html?m=1</a>

Doomtooth

just read it

Princess Thunderballs

Please oh please have our good friend David with his velvety pipes from or book of Mormon announce the winner!

Coach Cameron

Hate that Ray was born in the same country as me. At least he is in the USA now!

Skeptically Sanchez

You should just read them all, in order from most votes to least.

Waiting 4 Wrath

What if I want to use the Quantum Healing no one wants me to know about to prove scientifically prove 100 urine therapies?

spencer

@waiting 4 wrath shh shaye

Person from place

I found what you should actually be reading: A blog called "The Secret of Lion's Paw Sri Lanka" It's David Icke to the n'th degree. <a href="http://dragonspaw.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://dragonspaw.blogspot.com</a>