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Episode 719: Tortoise and the Bear (Patreon)

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2023-10-05 02:23:50
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2024-12
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Kelly Lee

Guys, my brothers were on a construction job site and decided to push a porta-jon over with their coworker in it. It landed on the door, of course. So, they then have to roll the guy around in the damned thing. He had to have his eyes washed out immediately. And yes, Tom, he was blue for weeks. They somehow made out to be the heroes who saved him. My brothers were the worst, but they were the best at being the worst!

Graydon Armstrong

Apparently tortoises are notorious for escaping, for three reasons: - they're stubborn - they're strong diggers - nobody expects them to climb

One I'd Nick

I remember leaving a marine park in Majorca and finding a tortoise making a run for it. We couldn't go back to the front desk, because they were closing for the night, so we're just stood at a fence shouting "excuse me! We have your tortoise!" 😂😂

Jay Voigt

Gagamel, haha

John McGillivray

For the money thing...I'm Canadian and we have 1 and 2 dollar coins, and no pennies. Drives me crazy in the States when I get some change out of my pocket and it's all these pennies or I pull out a wad of bills to only discover they are mostly singles. Don't need pennies, we spend our dollar coins quickly so they don't build up and the bills are minimum $5, mostly $20's. Love you guys!!

Kelly Lee
>>119091591

I would 100% not be surprised if at least one of my brothers had killed someone. Especially Chris. They took those secrets to the grave with them. I’ll have to look that one up. Big Stephen King fan.