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Episode 738: Stories from a New Dystopia (Patreon)

Published:
2024-01-04 04:43:05
Imported:
2024-12

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Marshall Kuhlman

When I saw that black mirror episode I knew it was only a matter of time

Brian

Charles Stross has a blog entry that covers the same sort of "Why do tech bros take the worst part of scifi and try to make them real": "We're sorry we created the Torment Nexus" https://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2023/11/dont-create-the-torment-nexus.html

Phil Mitchell

The headline for the Engineer injured by the machine was wrong. The headline should be “Tesla engineer seriously injured in physical altercation with his boss”

Steven Bickel

The Maury story makes me sooo happy to live just down the street from the Denver zoo! :)

Jay Voigt

Costco actually pays really well, the other Costco type stores are basically bulk Walmart, but Costco is one of the few decent companies left in the United States.

Jay Voigt

Cecil, that toilet was made of 227 lbs of solid gold, it wasn't gold plated. The name "America" would be more apropos if it was lead, plated with gold and still valued at $6 million dollars. Tom, what would a person do with a stolen solid gold toilet? They would melt it into little "nuggets" and sell it.

Bowl of Piss Water

I tried a mechanical bull. To my disappointment, I learned there's a "sexy" setting. I wanted to GO, and I got the dumbest shit.

Katy Stuck

Worst things found in food: I have two, both from my time working for years at a higher end pizza joint. We had a regular who would always come sit at the bar and shoot the shit with us while having some lunch. Really nice guy. One day, I’m talking to him and hand him his usual personal pan. He takes a bite and pulls a USED BANDAID out of his mouth. There were about six pizza staff working that day and no one ever copped to it. The other happened during college dollar beer night. I check in with some friends while running beers and a buddy finishes her drink, makes a weird face, and pulls this thin disk-shaped quarter-sized piece of glass of out of her mouth. When the dish staff were stacking pint glasses, they must’ve knocked the base of one of them just right to flake off a piece of glass into the pint below it, which was then filled with beer. I don’t miss food service…

Patrick Carr

Sorry, Tom, but this is a leap year so there’s one extra day before we’re through it.

LisaLisa

Mu uncle just fell for that gift card scam! $4k 😕

NSaneAtheist

Oh damn, THATS where my crack pipe went!! Hahah just kidding, I dont eat at fast food places!!

Aaron Rodriguez

Oh this is the episode where the Musk apologetics thread on Facebook came from.